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Food Jokes 🍔 in 2025

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
– Ice SCREAM and BOOberries!

Why are cooks cruel?
-Because they whip cream and beat eggs!!

What do cows like to put on their sandwiches?
-MOOstard!

What did the taco say to the burrito?
-Where you bean?

Why did the can crusher quit his job?
-Because it was soda pressing.

Why did the bread cross the road?
– To BUTTER the other side!

here was a green house. Inside the green house there was a white house. Inside the white house there was a red house. Inside the red house there were lots of babies. What is it?
– A watermelon!

What do you call a potato that was crushed?
-Squash.

Why are ghosts always hungry?
-Because the food goes right through them!

Where do you learn to make ice cream?
-At Sundae School!

What cheese is not yours?
-Nacho Cheese.

Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
-Because he was on a roll.

ake off my skin. I won’t cry but you will. What am I?
-An onion.

What do you call a worried hot dog?
-A frank fretter.

Why was the bread dough sad?
-It wanted to be kneaded by someone.

What is a buckaneer?
– Expensive corn!

What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
– Spread out, men!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?
– Because he couldn’t find a date.

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