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Food Jokes 🍔 in 2025

Did you hear what happened down at the fish shop?
-The fish got battered!

What do you give a sick lemon?
-Lemon-AID!

How do you hunt for elephants?
-Hide in a bush and make a noise like a peanut.

How do ghosts like their eggs?
-Terror-fried.

What do you call candy corn?
-Pumpkin poop!

How do you make a milk shake?
– Give it a good scare!

hy did the skeleton go to the barbecue?
-To get another rib.

What do you call a train full of toffee?
– A chew-chew train!

What did the ghosts eat for dinner?
-Spoke!

Why do mushrooms like to tell jokes?
-Because they’re a fungi!

What do you call a banana that gets all the girls?
– A banana smoothie!

What’s Santa’s favourite candy?
-Jolly Ranchers!

Have you heard the joke about the pizza?
-Never mind, it’s too cheesy!

What do you call stoned Mexicans?
– baked beans.

How can you tell the difference between a grape and an elephant?
-Grapes are purple.

What did the frog order at the burger place?
-French flies and a diet croak.

Have you heard the joke about the butter?
– Better not tell you, it might spread!

What do you call a pig that does karate?
– Pork Chop!

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