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Food Jokes 🍔 in 2025

What can you put in a freezer that’s hot and will always come out hot?
-Hot sauce.

Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
– IHOP.

Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop. He wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
-Meat.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
– Because he felt crummy.

What do ghosts eat for dinner?
-SPOOKgetti!

Why did the cow do jumping jacks?
– Because he wanted a milkshake!

What do you get when you cross a hot dog and Halloween?
– A Hallo-weenie!

When potatoes have babies, what are they called?
-Tater tots.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
-Big hands.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a banjo?
– A turkey that can pluck itself!

What did the ghost put on his bagel?
– SCREAM cheese!

What do race car driver’s eat?
-Fast food!

What do you call a chimp that likes to eat potato chips?
-A chip-monk!

What do you call two bananas?
-A pair of slippers!

What is long, green and slowly turning red?
-A cucumber holding its breath!

What is Dracula’s favourite fruit?
-A nectarine.

How fast is milk?
-It’s pasteurized before you know it.

Why do the French eat snails?
-They don’t like fast food.

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