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Food Jokes 🍔 in 2025

How fast is milk?
-It’s pasteurized before you know it.

Why do the French eat snails?
-They don’t like fast food.

What did the fish say to the chip?
-We were made for each other.

What did the lucky lollipop say to the unlucky lollipop?
-Bye-bye, sucker!

What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
– A chew-chew train.

Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
– Because he ran out of juice.

What did the happy slice of cheese say to the sad slice of cheese?
– Aw, it will be okay! Everything is GOUDA!

What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
– A banana split.

Why did the chicken join the band?
-Because he had the drumsticks!

How do you make an apple turnover?
– Push it downhill.

What do cats eat for breakfast?
-Mice Krispies.

What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
-A cookie sheet!

What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
-A pea in a lift.

What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit?
-Ban-ana-na!

What did the student say after the teacher said, “Order students, order?”
– Can I have fries and a burger?

What is green and white when it is up and red when it hits the ground?
– A watermelon.

Which side of a turkey has the most feathers?
-The outside!

What’s white, red and blue at Christmas time?
– A sad candy cane!

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