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Food Jokes 🍔 in 2025

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
-As mushroom as possible

What do you call a baptized Mexican?
-Bean dip.

What did one blueberry say to the other blueberry?
– If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam.

What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
-They peel.

What happens to cereal when you add legs?
– It gives it a little kick!!

What does a nosey pepper do?
-Gets jalapeno business.

Why do rabbits eat carrots?
– Because they don’t want to be nearsighted!

What did the pecan say to the walnut?
-We’re friends because we’re both nuts

What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
-Pop!

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
-The salad bar.

Where do you learn to make ice cream?
-At Sundae School!

What cheese is not yours?
-Nacho Cheese.

Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the gambling casino?
-Because he was on a roll.

ake off my skin. I won’t cry but you will. What am I?
-An onion.

What do you call a worried hot dog?
-A frank fretter.

Why was the bread dough sad?
-It wanted to be kneaded by someone.

What is a buckaneer?
– Expensive corn!

What did Sergeant Peanut Butter shout to his jelly police officers?
– Spread out, men!

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