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Food Jokes 🍔 in 2025

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
-As mushroom as possible

What did the pecan say to the walnut?
-We’re friends because we’re both nuts

What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
-Pop!

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
-The salad bar.

What do you call a baptized Mexican?
-Bean dip.

What did one blueberry say to the other blueberry?
– If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam.

What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
-They peel.

What happens to cereal when you add legs?
– It gives it a little kick!!

What does a nosey pepper do?
-Gets jalapeno business.

Why do rabbits eat carrots?
– Because they don’t want to be nearsighted!

Why did the bacon laugh?
-Because the egg cracked a yoke.

What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
-Your nose

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot?
– A carrot.

Why do hamburgers go to the gym
– To get better buns!

What can you put in a freezer that’s hot and will always come out hot?
-Hot sauce.

Where does the Easter bunny eat breakfast?
– IHOP.

Paul is six feet tall. He is an assistant in a butcher shop. He wears size 9 shoes. What does he weigh?
-Meat.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
– Because he felt crummy.

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