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Food Jokes 🍔 in 2025

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?
-As mushroom as possible

What did the pecan say to the walnut?
-We’re friends because we’re both nuts

What does the baby popcorn call his dad?
-Pop!

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
-The salad bar.

What did one blueberry say to the other blueberry?
– If you weren’t so sweet, we wouldn’t be in this jam.

What do you call a baptized Mexican?
-Bean dip.

What happens to cereal when you add legs?
– It gives it a little kick!!

What does a nosey pepper do?
-Gets jalapeno business.

What do bananas do when they get a sunburn?
-They peel.

Why do rabbits eat carrots?
– Because they don’t want to be nearsighted!

Why did the orange get stuck up the on the mountain?
– Because he ran out of juice.

What did the happy slice of cheese say to the sad slice of cheese?
– Aw, it will be okay! Everything is GOUDA!

What do you call a train full of bubble gum?
– A chew-chew train.

What do you call a break up between a boy and a girl banana?
– A banana split.

Why did the chicken join the band?
-Because he had the drumsticks!

How do you make an apple turnover?
– Push it downhill.

What did the gingerbread man find on his bed?
-A cookie sheet!

What is green, small and round and goes up and down?
-A pea in a lift.

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