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Flower jokes ๐ŸŒป in 2025

What did the dog do on his walk in the park?
– Peony on this tree, peony on that tree.

My favorite shoes are Crocus.

A boy tried to pick a flower [OC]
– the flower took a **pistil** and shot him in **style**

My girlfriend asked me to show her how I felt with a bunch of flowers…
… So I gave her a triffid.

What is a flowerโ€™s favorite Journey song?
– Donโ€™t stop be-leafing.

What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
– โ€œI be-leaf in you.โ€

If you were a flower, youโ€™d be a damn-delion.

Botany plants lately?

[OC] What did the first bee to try a flower think of it?
– It was beyond bee leaf.

Did you hear about the flower who never bloomed?
– It was a bud omen.

I had to buy our dog flowersโ€ฆ
– Because I accidentally called him our old dogโ€™s name.

You made my daisy.

Many gardeners suffer from hay fever. Isnโ€™t that news a pollen?

What flower is on your face?
– Your tulips.

Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
– Itโ€™s a budding romance.

Did you hear about one flower who went on a date with another flower?
– Itโ€™s a budding romance.

What did the big flower say to the little flower?
– โ€œWhatโ€™s up, little bud?โ€

You grow girl!

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