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Flower jokes ๐ŸŒป in 2025

Why is a flower like the letter โ€œaโ€?
– Because a bee goes after it.

A peony saved is a peony earned.

Angelina Jolie walks into a florists.’I’d like to buy some flowers’, she says. ‘Orchids?’ says the florist.
– ‘No, just flowers today’.

What is it called when two flowers have an unplanned pregnancy?
– An Oopsie-daisy!

What does a flower say when theyโ€™re offering you a job?
– โ€œTake it or leaf it.โ€

What did the flower say after he told a joke?
– โ€œI was just pollen your leg!โ€

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose?
– A collie-flower!

I wet my plants.

My mum told me, when I visit grandma in hospital, I should take her flowers.
– So, when grandma wasn’t looking, I took them.

I had to buy our dog flowers
– because I accidentally called him our old dogโ€™s name.

What did the flower write in his motherโ€™s day card?
– Iโ€™m proud to be orchid.

Why did the flower take her husband back after he cheated?
– She rose above it.

Thistle be a beautiful day!

Scarecrows are always garden their patch.

whats a dogs favorite vegetable
– collie-flower

He just wants somebudy to love.

Magician: โ€œI can turn this handkerchief into a flower.โ€
– Little boy: โ€œThatโ€™s nothing. I can walk down the street and turn into an alley.โ€

Iโ€™m proud to be y-orchid

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