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Flower jokes ๐ŸŒป in 2025

What did the big flower say to the little flower?
– โ€œWhatโ€™s up, little bud?โ€

You grow girl!

My wife came home with a big bunch of flowers and says where would you like me to plant them.
– I said I’ll tell you where you can plant your tulips.

What does the flower say when it wants you to leave it alone?
– Begonia!

How do two flowers greet each other?
– โ€œHey bud, howโ€™s it growing?โ€

Why do flowers always drive so fast?
– They put the petal to the metal.

What in carnation?

Cleaning my cold frame is a pane in the glass.

Our safe word Is flower.
– But she keeps saying flour.

Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
– He just wants somebudy to love.

Why is a flower like the letter โ€œaโ€?
– Because a bee goes after it.

A peony saved is a peony earned.

Angelina Jolie walks into a florists.’I’d like to buy some flowers’, she says. ‘Orchids?’ says the florist.
– ‘No, just flowers today’.

What is it called when two flowers have an unplanned pregnancy?
– An Oopsie-daisy!

What does a flower say when theyโ€™re offering you a job?
– โ€œTake it or leaf it.โ€

What did the flower say after he told a joke?
– โ€œI was just pollen your leg!โ€

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog and a rose?
– A collie-flower!

I wet my plants.

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