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Flower jokes ๐ŸŒป in 2024

This ones for the kids: What did the bee say to the flower?
– Hey bud!

Did you hear about the flower who gave an ultimatum to her husband?
– She told him once and floral.

A man gives flowers to everyone in his family.
– To his wife he gives roses, to his parents he gives orchids, to his daughters he gives daisies.
– And to his sons, he gives sunflowers.

Every dogwood has its day.

If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?
– Pilgrims.

When I moved to a new state I decided to start identifying as a flower.
– I’m a transplant.

What does a flower write on their valentine?
– Aloe you vera much.

Did you hear about the flower who joined Tinder?
– He just wants somebudy to love.

Sheโ€™s a buttercup.

The more you grow.

Why was the flower so dangerous?
– It had a concealed pistil.

Why should you never buy flowers from a monk?
– Because only you can prevent florist friars

Why didnโ€™t the flower get a second date?
– He was a garden variety.

Youโ€™re simply iris-istible.

Ok, bloomer.

What part of a flower is the brightest?
– The light bulb.

What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
– โ€œAre you feeling bouquet?โ€

Whatโ€™s the best flower for a boy to give his mom for Motherโ€™s Day?
– Son-flowers of course!

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