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Flower jokes ๐ŸŒป in 2024

What did the flower say when asked why he was having trouble tying his shoes?
– Sometimes I forget me nots

Whatโ€™s a flowerโ€™s favorite band?
– Guns nโ€™ Roses.

What does the youngest flower child say?
– โ€œLast bud not least!โ€

Iris you all the happiness in the world.

Once and floral.

What type of flower do you buy an orphan?
– Self Raising

What did the flower say after he told a joke?
– I was just pollen your leg!

A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there.
– Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower.
– It was a cross pollination.

Iโ€™m head clover heels in love.

I killed a hundred weeds today! No, you only killed 98 weeds. Geez, sorry, I Roundup.

What did the flowers do when the bride walked down the aisle?
– They rose

What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
– โ€œFloret.โ€

My wife complains that I never buy her flowers.
– I didnโ€™t even know she sold them!

I think of you every daisy.

My wife was complaining that I never buy her flowers.
– I didn’t even know she sold them.

When i’m bored in Lockdown i just send flowers with An “i miss you” card to my neighbour John.
– Then i go to the balcony with a drink and listen to his wife.

What do flowers study in college?
– Stem.

Did you hear about the flower that never bloomed?
– It was a bud omen.

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