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Flower jokes ๐ŸŒป in 2025

BBFs โ€” Best Buds Forever.

Why do women have flowers on the front of their underwear?
– In loving memory of all faces buried there.

It seems that today you either have to dress like a masculine motor king or a feminine flower queen; I wish there was a middle ground.
– A daisy duke if you will.

What do you say when you want a flower to drive faster?
– โ€œFloret.โ€

Every daisy is better because of you.

Iโ€™ve soiled myself.

A honey bee lands on a flower but is quickly kicked off by the spider living there. Perturbed, he flies away and lands on a different flower…
– It was a cross pollination.

Did you hear about the lazy flower who finally got his act together?
– He just needed a kick in the bud.

My wife told me I planted the wrong flowers.
– Oopsie daisy!

Rose to the occasion.

What’s it called when a flower gives head?
– Floral.

Which flower in the garden will creep you out?
– A bug-on-ya.

What does the youngest flower child say?
– โ€œLast bud not least!โ€

What does a flower say when theyโ€™re offering you a job?
– โ€œTake it or leaf it.โ€

I love you a lily more each day.

Bloom where youโ€™re planted.

My dad asked how is the letter a like a flower
– because a โ€œbโ€ comes after it

My girlfriend caught the bride’s bouquet flower on the wedding
– We have to figure out how we continue dating if she gets married

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