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Flower jokes ๐ŸŒป in 2025

Why didnโ€™t the flower get a second date?
– He was a garden variety.

Youโ€™re simply iris-istible.

Ok, bloomer.

What part of a flower is the brightest?
– The light bulb.

What does a flower therapist ask her patients?
– โ€œAre you feeling bouquet?โ€

Whatโ€™s the best flower for a boy to give his mom for Motherโ€™s Day?
– Son-flowers of course!

I lilac you.

What is the most honest type of flower?
– Lilac

What do you buy an Archer that likes flowers?
– A rose

What did the flower say when her son went off to college?
– โ€œI be-leaf in you.โ€

What do you call flowers who are BFFs?
– Buds.

That is just ranunculus.

Time to take stalk of your life.

What flower did Luke have at his wedding?
– Dandelorians.

Why did the 50-year-old flower go to the doctor?
– He needed a baseline pollenoscopy

How do two flowers greet each other?
– โ€œHey bud, howโ€™s it growing?โ€

Get clover it.

I feel sorry for wheelbarrows. Theyโ€™re always getting pushed around.

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