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Florida jokes in 2025

Boxes of previously uncounted ballots have been found in Florida.
– Associated Press is now declaring the State of Florida for Al Gore.

What do you call a bear that practices dentistry?
– A molar bear.

How many Gators does it take to tackle Herschel Walker?
– I don’t know, but it’s more than eleven!

What should you do if you find three University Of Florida football fans buried up to their neck in cement?
– Get more cement.

It is in the news today that Florida is having its first remote trial via zoom.
– It looks like things will be settled out of court.

What do toads drink on a hot summer days?
– Ice cold Croak-o-cola.

What do you call Wall-E’s cousin who cleans floors?
– Floor-E duh!

ou won’t find a Jacuzzi in Florida, because if a Floridian wanted to suffocate themselves in hot steam they would just walk outside.

What’s the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Florida?
– About 3 days.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Florida.
Florida who?
Florida room is sticky.

Why did Forrest Gump choose ‘Bama over University of Florida?
– He wanted an academic challenge!

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