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Florida jokes in 2025

WNBA announces plan to play abbreviated 22-game season in Florida beginning in late July without fans in attendance.

Come on. Do I even have to type the punchline for this one?

According to latest news the current Governor of Florida used to own and run his own alligator farm. So not only does he have experience with horrible scaly reptiles.

He’s also worked with alligators too.

What is the coolest letter on a hot summer day?
– Iced T.

Did you hear about the power outage at the Florida State University library?
– Thirty students were stuck on the escalator for three hours.

And if Florida disappeared tomorrow, how would Governor Rick Scott get back to his home planet? Hot air balloon?

My friend asked, “Aren’t you concerned Florida will be submerged from climate change?”
– My reply was, I thought that’s what we were all trying to do, then we will stop.

Are you a Gator’s fan? Don’t get offended to these funny Florida gator jokes. Share with your colleagues while watching the game. Skim through these jokes that only true Gators fans will laugh the hardest.

Where do bakers go on vacation?
– Orlandough.

I always get a little sad during hurricane season in south Florida…
…you could say I have tropical depression.

My family drove past the highest point in Florida on our way to the beach…
– The trip was all downhill from there.

Why can’t they put on a live Nativity scene at Christmas at the University of Florida?
– They can’t find three wise men and a virgin.

Florida is the only state in the union where zombie-like face eating is a legitimate concern, and where a category-four hurricane is considered a mild weather condition.

2020 was like…
– an alternate universe where we were all living in Florida.

Do you want to know a good Jewish wine?
– Ma, when are we going to Miami?

Did you hear about the fire in University of Florida’s football dorm that destroyed 20 books?
– The real tragedy was that 15 hadn’t been colored yet.

One blonde says to another blonde: “Which is further away Florida or the moon?”
– The other blonde replies: “Well dah. Can you see Florida from here?!”

One day, not too far off, Florida will be an entirely Blue state.
– With the sea level rising, it’ll be underwater.

Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy! I want to be a gator when I grow up!”
Mom answers, “Now Johnny, you know you can’t do both.”

Whats the difference between the Florida Gators and cheerios?
– One belongs in a bowl. The other doesn’t!

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