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Florida jokes in 2025

Why couldn’t the baby Jesus be born in Florida?
– Because they couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin.

What happens when Trump gets “jinx” called on him by the Vice President while campaigning in Florida?
– He has to buy Mike Pensacola.

Did you hear about the Florida Gator fan who tried to blow up the Tennessee team bus?
– He burned his lip on the tailpipe.

A guy walks into a bar and says, “Hey barkeep, did you ever hear the one about the Florida Gators?”
Four huge men stand up and approach the man.
One of them says, “We play football at UF, you wanna tell that joke to us?”
The guy replies, “What? And have to explain it four times?”

Why do Florida students have TGIF on their shoes?
– Toes Go In First!

I live in Florida.
– It’s a farming town near the southern coast.

What did the Redneck Hurricane say to Florida?
– Irma get you!

What do they call a “huddle” at Florida Field?
– A Drug Ring.

Nightmares in other states are just visions of what’s really going on in Florida.

The pink, plastic birds that are popular lawn ornaments in Florida…
– Are they called, “Placebo Flamingos”?

What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?
– None attended the University of Miami.

What does the average Florida State University student get on his SAT?
– Drool.

It’s a good thing Gatorade was created by the University of Florida.
– If it had been Florida State, they’d call it Seminole Fluid.

I am finally living my dream.

I bought land in Kissimmee Florida and opened my own donkey farm!

If you are in the area, stop by and see me at the Kissimmee Ass Ranch!

A Mexican was kidnapped and taken to one of the Florida keys as prisoner, one day he found a phone and was able to contact the authorities, when asked where he was, he said: Akey

What is the definition of safe sex down in Gainesville?
– Placing signs on the animals that kick.

What do you get when you drive quickly through the Florida State University campus?
– An undergraduate degree.

I want to go to Florida, but I’m worried about that tzatziki virus.
– I heard it makes you falafel.

What do a divorce in Alabama, a tornado in Kansas, and a hurricane in Florida have in common?
– Somebody’s fixin’ to lose them a trailer.

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