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Florida jokes in 2025

Heard on the FAA radio frequency after Trump is dropped off in Florida:
– “Air Force one just took a number two, over”

Who doesn’t love juicy knock-knock jokes? I know we want it! We have some entertaining jokes about Florida. Have a share of a good laugh with these best punch knock-knock jokes we collected for you.

Whenever I hear a scientist say Jupiter is uninhabitable I always just assume they’re talking about the city in Florida.

Did you hear about the blackout in Florida?
– People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hrs.

A Florida man was arrested for stealing a truck filled with $76,000 worth of Campbell’s soup.
– I, for one, hope this guy goes away for ‘Mmm, mmm, good!’

It is in the news today that Florida is having its first remote trial via zoom.
– It looks like things will be settled out of court.

What do toads drink on a hot summer days?
– Ice cold Croak-o-cola.

What do you call Wall-E’s cousin who cleans floors?
– Floor-E duh!

ou won’t find a Jacuzzi in Florida, because if a Floridian wanted to suffocate themselves in hot steam they would just walk outside.

What’s the difference between the lost city of Atlantis and Florida?
– About 3 days.

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Florida.
Florida who?
Florida room is sticky.

Why did Forrest Gump choose ‘Bama over University of Florida?
– He wanted an academic challenge!

Ohio man forgoes food for 46 day “Beer Diet”…
– …Florida Man…it appears you have competition.

What do you call someone from Florida with lots of teeth who likes to spend money on the stock market?
– Investigator.

What is the difference between a Gator fan’s car and a Porcupine?
– The Porcupine has the pricks on the outside.

What’s the difference between an Florida Gators fan and a carp?
– One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish.

Florida is so hot that when old people retire and move to Florida it’s because they want to start practicing for Hell.

Florida man fires gun at a retail store.
– It was target.

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