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Flamingo jokes 🦩 in 2025

My wife said “will you stop pretending to be a flamingo”
– Sorry, but I had to put my foot down with that one.

Which animal grows down?
– A duck.

Why did the teenage flamingo get in trouble?
– Their dad finally put their foot down.

What can you do for a hurt flamingo?
– Give it medical tweetment

My husband wants me to stop working on my flamingo impression.
– I had to put my foot down.

What do you call a flamingo that won’t move?
– Flaminstay.

Why couldn’t the zoo keep the flamingo?
– It was James’s flamingo. (James’s flamingo is a type of flamingo)

Why does a flamingo lift up one leg?
– Because if it lifted both legs it would fall over!

What is a pink bird’s favorite kind of dance?
– Flamenco.

Why does a flamingo stand on one leg?
– Because if it didn’t it would fall over.

What does a duck like to eat with soup?
– Quackers

How do pink birds make friends?
– They fla-mingle.

Which one of the Beatles was really a bird?
– Flamingo Starr.

How do pink birds deal with bullies?
– They say, “flamingo away”.

What do you call a sick flamingo?
– Phlegmingo.

What was the flamingo doing on Saturday?
– He was just Chilean out. (There are Chilean flamingos)

Why do birds fly south in the winter?
– Because it’s too far to walk!

Do you know why flamingos stand on one leg?
– Because if they raise the other leg too, they fall

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