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Flamingo jokes 🦩 in 2025

What language do pink birds speak?
– Fla-lingo.

What language do pink birds speak?
– Fla-lingo.

I found out why flamingos stand with one leg pulled up.
– If they pulled up both legs they would fall over.

Why are flamingos the most daring birds?
– They love anything egg-citing.

Why did the flamingo need a bandaid?
– It hurt it’s pinky.

When does a teacher carry birdseed?
– When there is a parrot-teacher conference!

What do you call a pink bird who likes fire?
– Flameingo.

When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,
– I had to put my foot down.

What figure is like a lost parrot?
– A polygon

How do you do when a flamingo is injured?
– Give it medical tweetment.

What do you get when you cross a flamingo with a cement mixer?
– A brick layer. (flamingos lay eggs)

My wife told me to stop acting like a flamingo.
– So I had to put my foot down.

Why are flamingos the happiest birds?
– They live with no reggrets.

What kind of bird works at a construction site?
– A crane!

What is a flamingo’s favorite thing to do at the weekend?
– Play fla-bingo.

My wife said “will you stop pretending to be a flamingo”
– Sorry, but I had to put my foot down with that one.

Which animal grows down?
– A duck.

Why did the teenage flamingo get in trouble?
– Their dad finally put their foot down.

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