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Flamingo jokes 🦩 in 2025

Why did the turkey wear stilts?
– No one cooks flamingos for Thanksgiving!

How does a flamingo become strong?
They egg-cercize.

– It stood still on a lawn with a plastic flamingo!

When should you buy a flamingo?
– When it’s cheep.

How do pink birds deal with bullies?
– They say, “flamingo away”.

What looks like half a flamingo?
– The other half.

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a shark?
– A bird that talks your ear off.

What soccer position does a pink flamingo play?
– Flamingoalie.

Why did the crocodile cross the road?
– To eat the flamingo.

When my friend told me to stop pretending to be a flamingo I had to put my foot down
– Happy Father’s Day!

How did the flamingo win the hockey game?
– He scored a flamingoal!

When should you buy a flamingo?
– When it’s cheep.

Which Australian bird is pink?
– The Fla-dingo.

Why couldn’t the zoo keep the flamingo?
– It was James’s flamingo. (James’s flamingo is a type of flamingo)

How do flamingos celebrate a birthday?
– They party like a flock star.

How do pink birds find friends?
– They fla-mingle.

How do lovebirds dance?
– Chick to chick.

What is the opposite of a flamingo?
– A flamin-stop.

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