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Fitness jokes 💪🏋️ in 2025

They ask me why I workout two times everyday
– The answer is simple, I work out in the gym and then again when I get home, then they ask me “what’s at home?” And I answer “My Wife”.

A man walks into a gym and kills everyone there brutally
– After the investigation, the police state that the victims could only be described as ripped and shredded

Why does the trainer at the gym have to keep getting new clothes?
– Because people keep telling him he’s ripped.

How do you find the gym at Hogwarts?
– Look for the dumbbell door.

A bodybuilder once died of a protein overdose.
– He’d taken whey too much.

Hardest part about going to the gym
– Is not going to the gym

It’s been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress
– I’m going there in-person to see what’s going on

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