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Fitness jokes 💪🏋️ in 2025

My wife told me not to worry about her ex, because he was hung like a baby.
– That made me feel better until I ran into him at the gym, and saw that it’s 20 inches long, and weighs 9 pounds.

Idk if this has been done before, I thought of it today in gym class: what’s a baby’s favorite clothing brand?
– Fruit of the womb

Why do hamburgers go to the gym?
– To get better buns.

Why don’t you see many haunted gyms?
– Because everyone inside is exorcising.

How does a bodybuilder work on their cardio?
– They lift weights faster.

The best way to get a six pack at the gym
– is to take the beer from your fridge and smuggle it in.

I miss going to the gym but you know what
– It’s been a huge weight off my shoulders.

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