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Fitness jokes 💪🏋️ in 2025

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today.
– That’s 5 years in a row now.

You know, I would’ve gone to the gym today.
– It just didn’t work out though.

What happened when the personal trainer brought a bear to the gym?
– His clients got ripped to shreds.

Why did the cheeseburger get a gym membership?
– He wanted bigger buns.

What’s a pig’s strongest muscle?
– The hamstring.

Someone died at the gym and i was there to help carry the body
– It was the lightest deadlift I’ve ever done.

Did you hear about the pumpkins that went to the gym?
– They wanted to become jacked-o-lanterns.

Some priests started a bodybuilding group.
– They have a lot of muscle mass.

Have you heard about that new gym that sends trainers to your door unannounced?
– It’s called Jehovah’s Fitness.

Of course I have a 6 pack! It’s so great I’m using this beer belly to protect it.

What did the religious zealots call their gym?
– Jehovah’s Fitness

Did you hear about the pumpkins that went to the gym?
– They wanted to become jacked-o-lanterns.

I’ve found running is a great way to meet new people.
– Unfortunately, they’re normally paramedics.

Why some couples don’t go to gym?
– Because some relationship don’t workout.

It was a real pain canceling my gym membership.
– They made me hand in a too weak notice.

I asked a personal trainer “Do you need to eat chicken to get muscles?”
– He said “No whey!”

If you run in front of a car you might get tired, but if you run behind a car you’ll get exhausted!

I just quit my job at the gym because I wasn’t big or strong enough
– I’ve handed in my too weak notice

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