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Fitness jokes 💪🏋️ in 2024

Did you hear about the marathon runners who got married?
– It started out as a long-distance relationship.

I’ve been going to the gym for five years now and I still don’t have abs.
– It sucks being the cleaner.

I’m starting a new business tomorrow.
It will be a gym for two weeks in January, and then a beer and burger place for the rest of the year.

– I’m calling it, “Resolutions.”

Those push-up bras aren’t very good, are they?
– I wore my wife’s to the gym this morning and I still couldn’t manage more than six.

I started using this new machine at the gym. But after an hour, I got really sick.
– It had everything though: chips, Oreos, the works!

What’s the name of Cardi B‘s super-fit gym-focused sister?
– Cardi O.

Why did the depressed man start doing bench presses?
– He had some things he needed to get off his chest.

They ask me why I workout two times everyday
– The answer is simple, I work out in the gym and then again when I get home, then they ask me “what’s at home?” And I answer “My Wife”.

A man walks into a gym and kills everyone there brutally
– After the investigation, the police state that the victims could only be described as ripped and shredded

Why does the trainer at the gym have to keep getting new clothes?
– Because people keep telling him he’s ripped.

How do you find the gym at Hogwarts?
– Look for the dumbbell door.

A bodybuilder once died of a protein overdose.
– He’d taken whey too much.

Hardest part about going to the gym
– Is not going to the gym

It’s been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress
– I’m going there in-person to see what’s going on

Why did they open a gym in hell?
– So you could exercise your demons.

I asked my girlfriend to meet me at the gym but she never showed.
– I guess it just wasn’t working out.

A man got hired as a personal trainer, but when he realized he wasn’t qualified he had to put in his too weak notice.

I’m thinking of joining a gym.
– I’m keeping mentally active.

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