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Fitness jokes 💪🏋️ in 2024

Why did the cheese go to the gym?
– It wanted to cheddar couple of pounds.

An instructor was walking around a gym and saw a man doing crunches while holding a cat. “What are you doing?” the instructor asked him.
– The man said, “I’m trying to get purrfect abs!”

I joined the local gym’s swim class
– Only to find out that breast stroke was not what I thought it would be.

Been lifting weights without much results. Saw a super ripped trainer at the gym and asked him how he got so jacked . . .
– He paused and then said ‘Let me show you the whey’.

What’s the best gift you can give to a gym addict?
– A mirror!

A British man made a New Year’s resolution to lose some weight, so the next day he signed up for a gym membership.
– He never went once, but he still lost £

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today.
– That’s 5 years in a row now.

You know, I would’ve gone to the gym today.
– It just didn’t work out though.

What happened when the personal trainer brought a bear to the gym?
– His clients got ripped to shreds.

Why did the cheeseburger get a gym membership?
– He wanted bigger buns.

What’s a pig’s strongest muscle?
– The hamstring.

Someone died at the gym and i was there to help carry the body
– It was the lightest deadlift I’ve ever done.

Did you hear about the pumpkins that went to the gym?
– They wanted to become jacked-o-lanterns.

Some priests started a bodybuilding group.
– They have a lot of muscle mass.

Have you heard about that new gym that sends trainers to your door unannounced?
– It’s called Jehovah’s Fitness.

Of course I have a 6 pack! It’s so great I’m using this beer belly to protect it.

What did the religious zealots call their gym?
– Jehovah’s Fitness

Did you hear about the pumpkins that went to the gym?
– They wanted to become jacked-o-lanterns.

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