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Fish Jokes 🐟 in 2025

What happened when the shark got famous?
-He became a starfish!

How do you talk to a fish?
-You drop it a line.

What kind of fish eats mice?
-A catfish..

How do you catch a unique zebrafish?
-Unique up on it.

What type of music should you listen to whilst fishing?
– Something catchy.

Why did the scuba divers start laughing when they got near the coral reefs?
– They saw a clownfish.

What do you call a fish with two knees?
-Tunyfish

How do shellfish get to the hospital?
– In a clambulance.

I made some fish tacos last night.
-They just swam right past them.

What do you call a man and a woman who own a fishing store?
-Rod and Annette.

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