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Fish Jokes 🐟 in 2025

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
-!Fishually impaired!

What do whales have for dinner?
-They eat fish and ships.

What day of the week do all fish dislike the most?
-Fryday.

I met a fish from the future and asked him what his favorite genre of music was. He answered:
-“Future Bass.”

Where does a fish keep its money?
-A riverbank.

Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
-Because Robin ate all the worms!

What rock band has four guys that don’t sing?
-Mount Rushmore.

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?
-You can tune a piano but you can’t tuna fish!

So I started this new underwater band-project
-I hope you guys like aquapella!

Two fish are sitting in a tank..
-One looks at the other and says, “Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?!

What does every fisherman want?
– A gillfriend.

What do you call a fish that practices medicine?
-A Sturgeon.

The only thing I can take seriously in the newspapers nowadays is fish and chips…
-And even that I take with a pinch of salt.

What do you call a fish that won’t shut up?
– A big-mouthed bass.

What do you call a lazy Crawfish?
-A slobster

How do you catch an electric eel?
-Use a ligthning rod.

What is the easiest way to catch a fish?
-Have someone throw it to you.

Who eats at underwater restaurants?
-Scuba diners.

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