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Fish Jokes 🐟 in 2025

How do you catch a tame zebrafish?
-Tame way, unique up on it.

Why did the fish blush?
-Because it saw the ocean’s bottom.

What do you call a dog underwater?
-A Scooby diver.

What do you call a fish with cable?
-Telefishion

What did the shark say after eating a clownfish?
-That tasted a little bit funny!

What is the most famous fish you can catch?
– A starfish.

What do you call a fish that is not smart?
-A dumb bass.

There was a massive fight today at the fish restaurant.
-One fish got battered!

Which country do fish like to go for a vacation?
-Finland.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?
-To get to the other tide

What’s the fastest fish in the lake?
-A motor-Pike.

What’s the head of the underwater mafia called?
-The Codfather.

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
-!Fishually impaired!

What do whales have for dinner?
-They eat fish and ships.

What day of the week do all fish dislike the most?
-Fryday.

I met a fish from the future and asked him what his favorite genre of music was. He answered:
-“Future Bass.”

Where does a fish keep its money?
-A riverbank.

Why did Batman and Robin quit going fishing together?
-Because Robin ate all the worms!

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