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Fish Jokes 🐟 in 2025

My child will not eat fish, what can I replace it with?
-A cat.
Cats love fish.

Why are fish cleverer than people?
-Ever see a fish spend a fortune trying to catch a human?

I am alive without breath and cold as death. I am never thirsty but always drinking. What am I?
-Fish.

Fisherwoman. Is this river good for trout?
-Fisherman. Must be, I can’t catch any.

There was a sale today at the fish market.
-I went to see what the catch was.

Did you know that there are more airplanes underwater
-than submarines in the sky?

what did the shark say after eating a clown fish?What did the shark say after eating a clown fish?
-This tastes a little funny!

How did the oyster manage to hide from the fish?
-Clamouflage!

Why didn’t Noah do much fishing on the ark?
-He only had two worms.

What did the fish 🐟 get on his math test?
-A sea plus.

Two parrots are sitting on a perch.
-One bird asks the other one “Does something smell a little fishy to you?”

What do sea monsters eat for lunch?
– Fish and ships.

Why did the sailor throw a penny into the whale’s mouth?
-He thought it was a wishing whale.

How many tickles will it take to make an octopus laugh?
-Ten-tickles.

I’ve bought an underwater craft in a bright green color.
-It’s sublime!

What did the shark say when he was accused of hitting his brother?
-Not gill-ty!Not gill-ty!

What did one fish say to the other?
-Keep your mouth shut and you won’t get caught.

Where do you find a fish in orbit?
– Trouter space.

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