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Fish Jokes 🐟 in 2025

What do you call a fish with no eyes?
-Fsh.

Two fish are in a tank, one turns to the other and says…
-“How do you drive this thing?”

What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?
-Swimming trunks.

Why did the whale eat two ships full of potatos?
-Because no one can eat just one potato ship.

What kind of fish only comes out at night?
-A starfish

How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb?
-One, but you should have seen the bulb – it was THIS big!

When should you be afraid of an underwater plant?
-When it’s anemone.

What did the Mum shark say to the kid shark?
-Watch that sharkasm, young man!Watch that sharkasm, young man!

Why are fish so easy to weigh?
-Because they have their own scales.

I have a fish that can breakdance!
-Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.

I have always admired fishermen.
-They are reel men.

What is a pirate’s favorite fish?
-A swordfish.

What is the difference between a fish and a piano?
-You can’t tuna fish!

What did a shark eat with its peanut butter sandwich?
-A jellyfish.

Why don’t fish like basketball?
-Because they’re afraid of the net!

Why shouldn’t you ask a fish vendor for help?
-Because they’re selfish.

What do sharks do when they have a big choice to make?
-Chews wisely!Chews wisely!

A little fish walks into a bar. The bartender asks the fish “What can I get you?”
-The little fish replies (gasping) “Water! I need water!”

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