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Fireman jokes 🔥🚒🧯 in 2025

Firefighters are known for their positivity.
– This is because they always look at the brighter side of things!

Two guys walk into a bar and order some beers. Suddenly, the town’s fire alarm siren goes off.
– One guy drops his beer, jumps up and races for the door.
– His friend shouts, “Hey, Tom, I didn’t know you were a fireman!” Tom replies, “I’m not, but my girlfriend’s husband is.”

What do firefighters wear when they go in into burning buildings?
– They wear blazers!

What is the type of award that one should give a firefighter?
– He should be given an extinguished one!

Everyone wants to know how many firemen jokes and firefighters’ jokes are there?
– There are zero jokes about firefighters because they are all facts!

Why can’t marsupials apply to fight the Australian wildfires?
– Because they are overkoalified.

Which ‘Game Of Thrones’ character can be an excellent choice for a firefighter?
– It can be the Night King!

How do you think god kindles the flame of love between soulmates?
– With a match made in heaven!

What do you call a fire that can float on water?
– Flame-buoyant!

There was a fireman who got hurt trying to save the disabled man from the burning building.
– Everyone said that he went out on a limb!

The firefighter was in the house when the alarm went for an explosion.
– As he was trying to get out, he took the calendar along with him because he wanted to save the day!

So I Saw A Fireman Smoking Outside The Station
– and I thought, ‘I wonder how many cigarettes are started by fires?’

Why were the Three Wise Men actually firemen?
– Because they had come from afire!

What did the restaurant owner say when a firefighter, a rabbi, and a policeman walked into his restaurant?
– He sighed and realized that his life was a joke!

Is climate change a reason for more and more wildfires?
– Without a drought!

What was the thing that firefighters happen to say when the church caught on fire in the small town?
– They all said, “Holy Smoke!”

What is the name of the machine that firemen used to detect any fire?
– They use the fire distinguisher!

What direction does an elevator move in when it’s on fire?
– It goes up in flames!

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