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Fireman jokes 🔥🚒🧯 in 2025

My brother had been trying to climb the ladder at work for years now, and he was still miserable at it.
– He really isn’t cut out to be a fireman!

What should you do when you see a fireman?
– Put it out, man.

What kind of web browser do firefighters use?
– They use Mozilla FireFox!

What was the name of the firefighter who was also a famous soccer coach
– ? His name was Hose Mourinho!

What do bees do during a forest fire?
– They take off their yellow jacket!

What did Pikachu say when he met the fire chief?
– He just said, “Pikachu!”

What would happen if Franciscan priests became firefighters?
– Then, they would be fighting fires with the help of friars!

What do you call it when an arsonist turns himself in at the police station to get famous?
– His claim to flame.

How do you describe a scene where people walk on hot, fiery coals?
– Sole destroying!

The fireman wanted to tell a few firemen jokes, but all his excitement was extinguished when they were not well received by the fire department!

If a fireman offers you two ways to escape your burning house…
– …always take the latter.

What were the two sons of the Spanish firemen named?
– They were named José and HoseB!

Why does a firefighter love eating Tamale?
– This is because they are hot!

Which holiday is a firefighter’s least favorite?
– May day.

What did the fireman say to the clumsy baker?
– Stop dropping rolls

What happened when the fire chief googled ‘Ways to start a wildfire’?
– He got around 100,000 matches!

What do you call it when a flower shop bursts into flames?
– A florist fire.

What do you call it when god makes a wooden stick that fires up when rubbed?
– A match made in heaven!

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