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Fireman jokes 🔥🚒🧯 in 2025

What do you say when a firefighter loses his job?
– His career went up in smoke.

What do you get when you Google “How to start a forest fire?”
– You get thousands of matches!

What is the name of the music group that all firefighters love hearing?
– They love listening to Arcade Fire!

Why do firefighters in Greece make every fire worse?
– Because they are not supposed to be using water on Greece fires!

What do you get if you make a computer mouse from the feces of gigantic fire-breathing creatures?
– Dragon-drop interface!

When the renowned shoe factory burned down, the firemen could only save the one shoe sole.
– Guess you could say, that it was the sole survivor!

The only way to inform the fire department about a fire is to call them on the hotline!

At this time of year, there’s nothing I love more than sitting in front of a warm fire, mulled wine in hand, and singing Christmas songs until I slowly fall asleep.
– And that’s why I’m no longer a fireman.

What happens when a group of arsonists that burned down the orchestra hall go up in flames with it?
– You have no symphony for them.

When there is a trailer fire, what is the first thing to get off from the fire truck?
– It is a lawn chair!

What do you call a movie based on the hot California summers?
– Mrs. Droughtfire!

Why would firefighters be great action movie stars?
– Because they have a lot of expertise in doing their own stunts!

What should you call a fireman who is very motivated and pumped up?
– You should call him a fired up man!

What should you call firefighters who start to grow flowers in their garden one day?
– You should just call them by their name!

The firefighter took part in the game show and reached the final.
– He was comfortable in playing the game because he was in the hot seat!

There was this firefighter that I had met for a few dates.
– You could get to say that she is my new flame!

What did the Pikachu say to the fireman?
– “Pikachu”

Which band do dragons love to hear?
– The Flaming Lips.

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