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Fireman jokes 🔥🚒🧯 in 2024

Why doesn’t the deputy firefighter look out of the window in the early morning?
– Because he needs to have something to do in the afternoon!

What happened to the firefighter who wasn’t doing well in his job?
– He got fired!

Why did the police evacuate a concert where a band was performing ‘Boogie Wonderland’?
– It had set off the Earth, Wind, and Fire alarm.

Did you hear about the Mexican fireman who had twins?
– He named them Josè and hose b

Why are elephants excellent choices to be a firefighter or a fire chief?
– As they can easily stomp out forest fires!

What do you do when you light a lamp with a match but it becomes too heavy to carry?
– You use a lighter flame.

What do you call it when a wheelchair is on fire?
– Hot wheels!

The fireman invested a lot of money in the new piece of land downtown.
– It was supposed to be an industrial hotbed!

“I have to leave work,” I told my boss, “my wife is stuck in a house fire!”
– “But you’re a fireman…” he replied.

Why was the fireman depressed and sad one day?
– This was because he had met his old flame that day!

Why do firefighters in Greece make every fire worse?
– Because they are not supposed to be using water on Greece fires!

What do you say when a firefighter loses his job?
– His career went up in smoke.

What do you get when you Google “How to start a forest fire?”
– You get thousands of matches!

What is the name of the music group that all firefighters love hearing?
– They love listening to Arcade Fire!

What happens when a group of arsonists that burned down the orchestra hall go up in flames with it?
– You have no symphony for them.

What do you get if you make a computer mouse from the feces of gigantic fire-breathing creatures?
– Dragon-drop interface!

When the renowned shoe factory burned down, the firemen could only save the one shoe sole.
– Guess you could say, that it was the sole survivor!

The only way to inform the fire department about a fire is to call them on the hotline!

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