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Fireman jokes 🔥🚒🧯 in 2025

How are firemen and cops similar to each other?
– Both the groups aspire to be firefighters!

Why do volunteer firefighters understand the importance of milliseconds?
– Because that is the amount of time it takes before they tell someone that they are a volunteer firefighter!

What happens when you turn off the little fire alarm?
– The fire does not know when to wake up.

The fireman looked at my burning car and said, “Any idea how it started?”
– I said, “I just had to use my keys.”

Why was the firefighter wearing blue suspenders?
– Because the red ones were still in the wash!

What did the scientists say when a herd of goats suddenly burst up in flames?
– They said, “We still don’t know what the cattle-yst was.”

Where do pyromaniacs find a partner?
– On Match.com!

Army soldiers are perfectly equipped to be a firefighter.
– This is because they are used to taking fire!

My grandfather always said “son, you need to fight fire with fire…”
– Great guy, terrible fireman though

Why was the fireman late for work during the power failure emergency?
– He arrived late because he was stuck in the elevator!

How can one tell that there is a firefighter at a party?
– He will himself tell you about it.

Why was the man arrested for pulling out five men from the burning building?
– This was because he had pulled out all the firefighters!

What happens if a firefighter throws too many housewarming parties?
– The police book them for arson!

What will a pyromaniac say when its children want to become firefighters?
– “You are not arson anymore!”

What is the main difference between a firefighter and a worker?
– Only one out of them is scared of a firing!

What is a flame thrower’s favorite movie?
– Fast and Fiery-ous.

Did you see the news about a circus catching fire?
– It was in-tents!

Well, if a plumber’s career also has the possibility of going down the drain, then can a firefighter’s career go up in smoke?

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