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Fireman jokes 🔥🚒🧯 in 2025

What did the iceberg say to the incoming fireman?
– “If you dare to come close, I’ll knock you out!”

Why did the moth become a firefighter?
– Because it liked things that were alight!

Why did the man hug the fire exit and said everything was ok?
– It had a sign that said it was alarmed.

What is the worst thing that can happen to a fireman ?
– To be fired.

Why did the fireman say that humans are like fire?
– Because if you don’t give them oxygen, they die!

What did the statistician say when half his body was engulfed in flames and the other half encased in ice?
– He said, “On average, I feel fine!”

What happens when you throw some ’70s vinyl records into the fire?
– A Disco Inferno.

The man with a flame tattoo on his arms got rejected from the fire station.
– This was because no one was allowed to get any firearms in the fire station!

A fireman kicks down the door of a house and carries the family out 1 by 1, but there is no fire. A week later the building catches ablaze.
– He suffers from premature evacuation.

For firefighters, what does the word chaos mean?
– It means that the chief has arrived on the scene!

What did the father reply when the son asked him what the least favorite letter of a firefighter is?
– He said, “R, son!”

What award will you give to a firefighter?
– The most extinguished person.

Why was the man crying frantically amidst the ashes of the burnt forest?
– He had lost a deer friend in the wildfires.

What happens when a firefighter visits a new place or meets new people?
– They are always greeted with a lot of warmth!

What do you say when a chopper that Batman is flying bursts into flames?
– You say, “Christian, bail!”

What would you get if you walked across fiery coals?
– Hot chee-toes!

I have always wondered about when a firefighter loses his job, is he fired, or does he get the ax!

The fireman would always get into a bit of trouble because he was a hothead!

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