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Fireman jokes 🔥🚒🧯 in 2025

What did the father reply when the son asked him what the least favorite letter of a firefighter is?
– He said, “R, son!”

What award will you give to a firefighter?
– The most extinguished person.

Why was the man crying frantically amidst the ashes of the burnt forest?
– He had lost a deer friend in the wildfires.

What happens when a firefighter visits a new place or meets new people?
– They are always greeted with a lot of warmth!

What do you say when a chopper that Batman is flying bursts into flames?
– You say, “Christian, bail!”

What would you get if you walked across fiery coals?
– Hot chee-toes!

I have always wondered about when a firefighter loses his job, is he fired, or does he get the ax!

The fireman would always get into a bit of trouble because he was a hothead!

My favorite quote is: “Kill it with fire”…
– Shouldn’t have wrote that on my resume when I applied for a fireman.

What would happen if the fire chief and newbie jumped out of the house on fire one day?
– The chief would land first because the newbie would stop and ask others for directions.

If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant in a fire truck, then what is on the outside?
– It is K9P!

What happens when a wildfire makes a little joke?
– You get burned!

Why was the fire chief calling for more water during the fire?
– Because the fire had taken place at a sponge factory!

If a fireman has two eyes, then how many eyes will a policeman have?
– He, too, will have just two eyes!

What did the dad say when his son asked, “Are we breaking the rules by setting fire to the building?”
– He said, “We are, son.”

If you ask any firefighter what kind of cracker he preferred to eat,
– he would always reply that it is a firecracker!

My friend wants to be a fireman one day because he has a lot of burning passion for the job!

I showed my band the lyrics I composed and they said I should be a poet
– Poet, fireman, accountant, anything but lyricist.

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