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Fireman jokes 🔥🚒🧯 in 2024

What did the dad say when his son asked what a firefighter’s least favorite English letter was?
– He said, “R, son.”

What gift did the fireman’s son get as his Christmas gift?
– He got a ladder from his father!

Why couldn’t a man smell the smoke in his room?
– He’d burnt his nostril hair!

What happens when a cow tries to sneak past a dragon?
– You get a fine flaming yawn.

How do you think god kindles the flame of love between soulmates?
– With a match made in heaven!

What do you call a fire that can float on water?
– Flame-buoyant!

There was a fireman who got hurt trying to save the disabled man from the burning building.
– Everyone said that he went out on a limb!

The firefighter was in the house when the alarm went for an explosion.
– As he was trying to get out, he took the calendar along with him because he wanted to save the day!

So I Saw A Fireman Smoking Outside The Station
– and I thought, ‘I wonder how many cigarettes are started by fires?’

Why were the Three Wise Men actually firemen?
– Because they had come from afire!

What did the restaurant owner say when a firefighter, a rabbi, and a policeman walked into his restaurant?
– He sighed and realized that his life was a joke!

Is climate change a reason for more and more wildfires?
– Without a drought!

What was the thing that firefighters happen to say when the church caught on fire in the small town?
– They all said, “Holy Smoke!”

What is the name of the machine that firemen used to detect any fire?
– They use the fire distinguisher!

What direction does an elevator move in when it’s on fire?
– It goes up in flames!

The firefighter was shocked when he got to know that one of his two sons had set fire to the building.
– He declared, “This boy is not arson anymore!”

When I tell people that I work in the fire department, they say it is cool. I correct them by saying it is actually warm!

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?
– Holy smoke!

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