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Fart Jokes 💨 in 2025

What’s the definition of a surprise?
– A fart with a lump in it.

Mom, are farts heavy? No son, why?
– So don’t make it to the bathroom on time

Why do blind people fart?
– To know where they are

What do you call a cow’s fart?
– Dairy air.

What do you call a ghost fart?
– A spirit bomb.

Why should you never fart in church?
– Because you have to sit in your pew.

Dad, what are the clouds?
– God’s farts, son

Los perros y los pedos se parecen mucho, son ruidosos, inesperados y a veces duele sacarlos

What did one pharaoh say to the other when they both farted?
– We have a toot in common.

What do you get when the Queen of England farts?
– A noble gas.

What do you call a farting snowman?
– A snowblower.

Dad you are very fat
– No son, this is a fart that never came out

Do you know what’s scary?
– Attempting your first fart after having diarrhea.

I didn’t fart in front of my partner until we got married.
– Her family wasn’t too impressed.

Fart jokes are funny but eye jokes are cornea.

If i had a quarter for every time i farted in my life i would have two. Which is not a lot but im worried it only happened twice

Hospital, I think I’m going to give birth!
– false alarm, it was a fart

A fart is like success.
– It only bothers you when it’s not your own.

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