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Fart Jokes 💨 in 2025

This date was the worst, BYE
– Nothing good happened to me tonight, (Fart), Well something good came out …

Why did the butt band fail?
– Because his music sounded like shit

What do you call a dinosaur fart?
– A blast from the past

What is invisible and smells like worms?
– A bird’s fart.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– The chicken next to her farted.

What did the bean say to his father on Father’s Day?
– The best fart in the world

The fart is a way for the body to say “Hear me Out” when the others say “Use your inner voice”

Why do farts smell?
– So hearing impared people can enjoy them too.

What do you call a dinosaur fart?
– A blast from the past

What’s invisible and smells like worms?
– A bird’s fart.

How do you call a gassy sausage?
– A frank-farter

What do you get when an aristocrat farts?
– A noble gas.

The principal asks him again, “Well then, why are you laughing?”
– Frank says, “Those idiots are sitting in the class smelling my fart while I’m outside in the fresh air.”

They say farts are like children
– You don’t mind your own but can’t stand other people’s

Listen I have something very important to tell you
– What? (Fart) Ok I understand you

How did the diver save from drowning?
– He powered himself up with his own farts

How can you tell when a moth farts?
– It flies in a straight line.

What’s the ideal weight of a fart?
– Zero pounds. If it’s anything more, you’re in trouble.

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