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Fart Jokes 💨 in 2024

If i had a quarter for every time i farted in my life i would have two. Which is not a lot but im worried it only happened twice

Hospital, I think I’m going to give birth!
– false alarm, it was a fart

A fart is like success.
– It only bothers you when it’s not your own.

I didn’t fart…
– My butt likes you so much it blew a kiss.

What do you call it when someone has a ton of gas after eating?
– A fart attack.

Soldier, why is he eating so many beans !?
– Because you have to recharge the flamethrower, Sir

Farts are like math, many of you hate them
– but they are necessary

When I was a kid, every time my dad farted he denied it.
– It wasn’t until years later that I realized he had been gaslighting me.

Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap.

What do you call it when you fart into a wallet?
– Gas money.

What happens when you fart in nature?
– It is natural gas

I got fired from my job delivering leaflets on flatulence awareness.
– Unfortunately, I let one rip.

What did the menstrual pad write on the “thank you” note to the fart?
– You are the wind beneath my wings.

What happened to the blind skunk?
– He fell in love with a fart.

How are a cut and a fart alike?
– in which the bad feeling lasts a while

Hey, why do you have a disgusted face if you withdrew money from the bank?
– someone farted there

Why is it a bad idea to fart in church?
– Because you have to sit in your own pew.

How would you biologically describe a fart?
– It is a kiss from the intestines.

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