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Fart Jokes 💨 in 2025

Once I saw a beautiful brown design on my dress,
– a week later I found out that it was a fart from my husband

Why did the fart miss graduation?
– It got expelled.

Why couldn’t the skeleton fart in front of his friends?
– He didn’t have the guts.

What kind of farts are surfers afraid of?
– Shart attacks.

Dad, what are thunderstorms?
– Thor with gases, son

What happens when you make a bean and onion casserole?
– Tear gas.

He asks, “Frank, why are you sitting outside your classroom laughing?”
– Frank replies, “I farted in class, and the teacher threw me out.”

Did you just fart?
– Because you blew me away

This date was the worst, BYE
– Nothing good happened to me tonight, (Fart), Well something good came out …

Why did the butt band fail?
– Because his music sounded like shit

What do you call a dinosaur fart?
– A blast from the past

What is invisible and smells like worms?
– A bird’s fart.

Why did the chicken cross the road?
– The chicken next to her farted.

What did the bean say to his father on Father’s Day?
– The best fart in the world

The fart is a way for the body to say “Hear me Out” when the others say “Use your inner voice”

Why do farts smell?
– So hearing impared people can enjoy them too.

What do you call a dinosaur fart?
– A blast from the past

What’s invisible and smells like worms?
– A bird’s fart.

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