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Fart Jokes 💨 in 2025

An old married couple is at a concert one Friday night. The woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”
– The husband tells her, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”

My partner said he wanted to heat things up in bed.
– So I farted under the sheets.

What happened to the man who only ate Skittles?
– He farted rainbows.

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
– A bunny fart!

Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it’s not their own.

Students pay attention, everything you say will go to the test.
– (Fart) That too teacher?

Happiness comes from within.
– That’s why it feels so good to fart.

If you farted while traveling at the speed of sound would you smell it before you heard it?

Why do farts smell?
– So deaf people can enjoy them, too.

Dad, why do lightning strike?
– It’s thor’s farts, son

Why did the man stop telling fart jokes?
– He was told that his jokes stink.

What did the bean say to his dad on Father’s Day?
– World’s best farter.

According to an intellectual: The fart is the sigh of the soul

What does the face say to the butt?
– Get out first, you got a horn

What’s the ideal weight of a fart?
– Zero pounds. If it’s anything more, you’re in trouble.

Why won’t the skeleton fart in public?
– He doesn’t have the guts.

You think you might have it rough?
– Think about how many farts a couch has to endure in silence.

What did the burp say to the other burp?
– Let’s be bad and come out the other side

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