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Fart Jokes 💨 in 2025

My partner said he wanted to heat things up in bed.
– So I farted under the sheets.

An old married couple is at a concert one Friday night. The woman turns to her husband and says, “I’ve just let out a really long, silent fart. What should I do?”
– The husband tells her, “Replace the battery in your hearing aid.”

What happened to the man who only ate Skittles?
– He farted rainbows.

What’s invisible and smells like carrots?
– A bunny fart!

Success is like a fart. It only bothers people when it’s not their own.

Students pay attention, everything you say will go to the test.
– (Fart) That too teacher?

Happiness comes from within.
– That’s why it feels so good to fart.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?
– A rabbit fart.

What do you call a fart from a butt that’s fallen asleep?
– A snore.

Dad, why do baboons have red asses?
– Because they farted very hard

Farts are like children.
– You don’t mind your own, but you can’t stand other people’s.

What’s the definition of a surprise?
– A fart with a lump in it.

Mom, are farts heavy? No son, why?
– So don’t make it to the bathroom on time

Why do blind people fart?
– To know where they are

What do you call a cow’s fart?
– Dairy air.

What do you call a ghost fart?
– A spirit bomb.

Why should you never fart in church?
– Because you have to sit in your pew.

Dad, what are the clouds?
– God’s farts, son

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