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Farm Jokes 🌾 in 2025

Went into the barn and saw the pigs dancing.
-They were putting on a performance of Swine Lake.

Did you hear about the wooden tractor?
-It had wooden wheels, a wooden engine, wooden transmission, and wooden work!

Where do farmers send their kids to grow?
-Kinder-garden.

A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.
-When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
– Laughing stock.

Why did the farmer bury his money in a field?
-He wanted to make his soil rich.

On a rural road, a state trooper pulled a farmer over and said, “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?”
– To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
-Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

Grain farmers have a tough life.
-They barley survive from wheat to wheat.

Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
-Now I have a stable connection.

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