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Farm Jokes 🌾 in 2024

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?”
-The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.” towe trucks.

What do you call a horse that lives next door?
-A neigh-bor!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
-Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly… cows go moo!

What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?
– You’re a fungi.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
-“You take me for grunted.”

What do farmers use to make crop circles?
-A protractor.

Went into the barn and saw the pigs dancing.
-They were putting on a performance of Swine Lake.

Did you hear about the wooden tractor?
-It had wooden wheels, a wooden engine, wooden transmission, and wooden work!

Where do farmers send their kids to grow?
-Kinder-garden.

A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.
-When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.

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