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Farm Jokes 🌾 in 2024

Why did the cabbage win the race?
-Because it was ahead!

One day on a farm, a man was accused of milking all the cows to keep the milk for himself.
-When he was confronted about it he said, “What an utter lie.”

What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn’t fit into the pen?
-“There’s more there than meets the sty.”

Without a doubt, the Ford F-150
-My favorite pickup line.

What do cows read in the morning?
– The moos-paper.

Grain Farmers Have a
-Tough Life…

What kind of pigs know karate?
-Pork chops.

What do you call a cow with no legs?
-Ground beef.

What’s the quietest animal on a farm?
– A ssshhheep.

Why did the farmer call his pig “Ink”?
-Because it was always running out of the pen.

Being a farmer isn’t for everyone.
-But hay, it’s in my jeans.

What did the mummy cow say to the baby cow?
-A golf ball can be driven 300 yards.

Why did the pig take a bath?
– The farmer said, “Hogwash”!

If a cow laughed really hard…
-would milk come out of her nose?

Where will you find the most cows?
-Moo York.

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
-Udder nonsense!

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
-Straw-berries!

I played a gig on a farm once.
-The bass player thought he was hidden but it was obvious he was playing behind the beet.

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