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Farm Jokes 🌾 in 2024

What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?
– You’re a fungi.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
-“You take me for grunted.”

What do farmers use to make crop circles?
-A protractor.

Went into the barn and saw the pigs dancing.
-They were putting on a performance of Swine Lake.

Did you hear about the wooden tractor?
-It had wooden wheels, a wooden engine, wooden transmission, and wooden work!

Where do farmers send their kids to grow?
-Kinder-garden.

A lettuce farm was busted by the FDA on suspicion of combining plant and human DNA to create a new protein hybrid.
-When they dug up the grounds the found human romaines.

What do you call cattle with a sense of humor?
– Laughing stock.

Why did the farmer bury his money in a field?
-He wanted to make his soil rich.

On a rural road, a state trooper pulled a farmer over and said, “Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back?”
– To which the farmer replied: “Thank God, I thought I had gone deaf!”

Why shouldn’t you tell a secret on a farm?
-Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!

Grain farmers have a tough life.
-They barley survive from wheat to wheat.

Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
-Now I have a stable connection.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
-An eggroll!

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
-He wanted sweet and sour pork.

Saw a sign at a farm that said, “duck, eggs.”
-I was contemplating the use of the comma when it hit me.

What is a sheep’s favorite game?
-Baa-dminton!

Why did the chick get sent off during a game of football?
-It committed a fowl.

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