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Farm Jokes 🌾 in 2025

Used to never be able to use the wifi at my farm until I moved my router to the barn.
-Now I have a stable connection.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
-An eggroll!

Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar?
-He wanted sweet and sour pork.

Saw a sign at a farm that said, “duck, eggs.”
-I was contemplating the use of the comma when it hit me.

What is a sheep’s favorite game?
-Baa-dminton!

Why did the chick get sent off during a game of football?
-It committed a fowl.

A friend of mine has started making yachts to sell in his barn.
-Sails are going through the roof.

What did the farmer say when he lost one of his cows?
-What a miss-steak

Why did the pig dump her boyfriend?
-Because he was a real BOAR.

I don’t get people who hate farm animals.
-Horses, for example, are the glue of this society!

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
-Because he was out standing in his field!

Why did the farmer plow her field with a steamroller?
-Because she wanted to grow mashed potatoes!

How did the organic vegetable die?
-Natural causes.

How did the organic vegetable die?
-Natural causes.

Why can’t the bankrupt cowboy complain?
-He has got no beef.

What happens when you run out of manure on a farm?
-You have to make doo.

How did the farmer find his lost cow?
-He tractor down.

Who tells chicken jokes?
-tComedihens.

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