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Farm Jokes 🌾 in 2025

Where will you find the most cows?
-Moo York.

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
-Udder nonsense!

What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
-Straw-berries!

I played a gig on a farm once.
-The bass player thought he was hidden but it was obvious he was playing behind the beet.

What is a happy farmer’s favorite candy?
-A Jolly Rancher.

What grows under your nose?
-Tulips!

Which farm animal keeps the best time?
– A watch dog!

What do the new speed limit signs say on our suburban roads?
-Max speed – 60 km/h – Fords do best you can.

Why were the baby strawberries crying?
-Their ma and pa were in a jam.

Why did the cow jump over the moon?
-The farmer had cold hands.

Why are farmers cruel?
-Because they pull corn by the ears.

Farmers earn a meager celery, come home beet and just want to read the pepper, turn-ip the covers
-en-dive into bed!

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.
One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?”
-The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.” towe trucks.

What do you call a horse that lives next door?
-A neigh-bor!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
-Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly… cows go moo!

What did the girl mushroom say to the boy mushroom?
– You’re a fungi.

What did the neurotic pig say to the farmer?
-“You take me for grunted.”

What do farmers use to make crop circles?
-A protractor.

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