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Fall jokes 🍂 in 2025

What did the tree say to autumn?
– leaf me alone.

Why did the tree worry that he would never get his leaves back after autumn?
– He didn’t be-leaf in himself!

Why did the tree worry that he would never get his leaves back after autumn?
– He didn’t be-leaf in himself!

Hey girl, did you fall from heaven?
– because you look like Satan himself

If money did grow on trees, autumn would be the best season ever!

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
– With a pumpkin patch

How do you fix a broken pumpkin?
– With a pumpkin patch

I had a falling out with my friend over a protein powder
– We decided to go our separate wheys

And then they lived apple-y ever after.

I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack-o-lanterns. What am I?
– A candle.

What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
– A pumpkin patch!

What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
– A pumpkin patch!

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?
– Because it was dead.

What did one autumn leaf say to another?
– I’m falling for you.

Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
– They were autumn mated.

Why was the robot couple’s anniversary in the fall?
– They were autumn mated.

Why did the blind man fall into the well?
– Because he couldn’t see that well.

You really autumn know…

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