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Fall jokes 🍂 in 2025

Orange you glad it’s autumn?

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
– Squash.

Pumpkin spice and chill.

Pumpkin spice and chill.

I was going to tell you a gravity joke
….but no one was gonna fall for it.

Why do the Boston Red Sox fans love autumn?
– Because watching the leaves fall reminds them of the

What did the leaf say to autumn?
– I’m falling for you!

What did the leaf say to autumn?
– I’m falling for you!

People always say I fall for the slippery slope fallacy…
– What’s next? Schizophrenia? Psychosis ?

Pride comes before the fall.

Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
– Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

Why did Humpty Dumpty love autumn?
– Because Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

A Tree Falls In A Rainforest And Nobody Notices But Me
– “Ha ha ha! My illegal tree cutting business is working!”

I like you a latte.

A family of fall leaves were trying to change a light bulb.
– A squirrel walked by and asked why the bulb wasn’t changed yet.
– The red leaf said, “Because we keep falling.”

Sorry I’m latte.
– I had to get my pumpkin spice.

Let’s pumpkin spice things up.

Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff
– Ba-dum tss

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