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Fall jokes 🍂 in 2025

Why are trees very forgiving?
– Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf”.

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
– Pumpkin Pi

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
– Pumpkin Pi

Why did the bike fall?
– Because it was 2 tired.

My favorite fall outfit is a har-vest.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
– Squash.

What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
– Squash.

Where do dogs go when their tail falls off?
– The retail store

Hello, gourd-geous.

What happened when the turkey got in a fight?
– He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

Don’t even chai to talk to me until
– I’ve had my Pumpkin Spice Latte.

Sorry I’m latte. I had to get my pumpkin spice.

Niagara Falls…
– But never sinks!

What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?
– Pumpkin Pi

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
– An autumn-mobile!

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
– An autumn-mobile!

What is green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it’ll kill you?
– A pool table

Summer is better than autumn?
– That’s a fallacy.

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