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Fall jokes 🍂 in 2025

What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
– A fall guy!

What do you call vehicles falling from the sky?
– Van Halen

Hay there!

Why do birds fly south in the fall?
– Because it’s too far to walk.

Pumpkin spice and everything nice.

Basic witches drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

Did you hear about the man who had a billboard fall on his head?
– He took it as a sign from above.

How does an Elephant get out of a tree?
– Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn!

Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall?
– He was absent without leaves!

Did you hear about the tree who deserted the forest at the end of fall?
– He was absent without leaves!

Why is our political system falling?
– The right wing doesn’t cooperate with the left wing.

Do you have anything to fall back on?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
– The Crossing Gourd.

What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
– A har-vest!

What kind of vest should you wear in the fall?
– A har-vest!

Did you hear about Mexican drug dealer that kept falling asleep on the job?
– He had narcolepsy

I’m so corn-fused.

Why is Dracula so easy to fool?
– Because he’s a sucker.

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