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Fall jokes 🍂 in 2025

What’s the difference between a guy falling from the 1st floor and one from the 9th
– The first one goes : thud…aaaaaaaah and whereas the other goes aaaaaaaah…thud

What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
– A pumpkin patch!

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
– Because he was out-standing in his field

Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
– Because he was out-standing in his field

Why did the girl fall in love with the zombie?
– She said he was just so infectious

You’re the apple of my eye.

What do you use to mend a jack-o-lantern?
– A pumpkin patch.

What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
– The Great Barrier Leaf

What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?
– The Great Barrier Leaf

How do you survive a fall without a parachute?
– Just like any other season

Am I oakay?
– Of course, I’m pine.

What did one leaf say to another?
– I’m falling for you.

Oh my gourd,
– I love pumpkin spice.

Unless it’s pumpkin spice, I don’t give a frapp.

Who discovered Victoria Falls?
– Whoever tripped her.

Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn?
– It was on paid leaf.

Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
– Because the pride goeth before the fall!

Why did the lions move at the end of summer?
– Because the pride goeth before the fall!

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