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Fall jokes 🍂 in 2025

What did a tree fighting with autumn say?
– That’s it, i’m leaving.

Gourd of the Rings.

The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.”
– The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.”

Why do birds fly south in the fall?
– Because it’s too far to walk.

Why do birds fly south in the fall?
– Because it’s too far to walk.

What does Tarzan falling to his death have in common with Millenials?
– I miss Vine.

I only have pies for you.

Why are all Superman costumes tight?
– They’re all size S.

Basic witches drink Pumpkin Spice Lattes.

Oh my gourd, I love pumpkin spice.

My favorite holiday song is the one about the medieval warriors. One of them doesn’t talk and the other’s armor is falling apart.
– Silent Knight, Holey Knight.

What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?
– A pumpkin patch!

Why are trees so care free and easy going?
– Because every fall, they let loose

Why are trees so care free and easy going?
– Because every fall, they let loose

Why did the paleontologists fall in love with the fossil?
– They were Carbon dating

I’m acorn-y person.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
– No body.

What do you call a dude who really likes autumn?
– A fall guy!

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