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Eye jokes 👁️👁️ in 2025

How can you make someone’s eyes twinkle?
– Well, you just shine some light in their eye.

Why are potatoes better for your vision than carrots?
– Because they start their life in an eye!

Why didn’t the optometrist want to learn any jokes?
– Because he heard it helps break the eyes.

What happened when the man had a stick stuck in his eye?
– He had a-stick-matism from then on.

What did the husband mention to his wife at their wedding?
– He said, “Your eyes are so blue, I lose myself at see.”

Why couldn’t the cyclops stop crying?
– Because they had good moistur-eyes-er.

Where do rabbits get their eyes checked?
– The hop-tometrist.

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