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Eye jokes 👁️👁️ in 2025

Where do all the rabbits go every time they need their eyes checked? To the hop-ticians.

Why was the golfer crying his eyes out?
– He was going through a rough patch.

Did you hear that the police found the eye case hard to solve?
– Well, still, the police managed to close the lid on it.

How does it feel to wake up every morning?
– It’s an eye-opening experience.

Why should you never put any avocado in your eyes?
– It’s so that you don’t get the guac-oma.

What did the right eye say to the left eye?
– “Between you and me, there’s something that smells.”
A man goes to the optometrist for his eye test and is asked what he can see.
“I see empty airports, empty football fields, closed theaters, and closed pubs,” he says.
To which the optometrist replies, “Perfect — you’ve got 2020 vision!”

Guess who I bumped into on my way to the eye doctor!
– >!Everybody!<

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