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Eye jokes 👁️👁️ in 2025

What was the movie they made on the life story of a man who couldn’t see properly since childhood?
– It was a myopic.

What happens if you have the heart of the lion and the eye of the tiger?
– You’d get called to the circus.

What do you call a penguin with no eye?
– A penguin.

What did the cornea say when the eyebrow and the eyelash started fighting again?
– He said, “I retina this is going to go on for a while”.

What would you call an eye doctor who’s wearing a short shirt?
– She’d be a crop-toptometrist

How does a hurricane see? It sees with its eye.

Why do potatoes make great crime fighters?
– They always keep their eyes peeled!

Have you heard about the optometrist that brought his daughter to a chamber?
– She made quite a spectacle of herself.

Why did the teacher decide to quit her job the other day?
– Probably because she was unable to control her pupils.

What device do eyes usually use to listen to music?
– They use eye-pods.

Who can help you with the case if you lose your glass eyeball?
– A P Eye.

What happens after you rub ketchup in your eyes?
– You feel silly in Heinz sight.

What do you call a pig three eyes?
– A piiig

What did the patient say when the optometrist asked him if he ever had his eyes checked out?
– The man said, “Not really. They have always been blue.”

Why are our eyes undoubtedly the most important part of the body?
– Probably because they always focus on what matters.

What did the snowman tell his son?
– He said, “I told you not to cross your eyes because they’d freeze that way.”

Why did the phone wear glasses?
– He’d lost all of his contacts.

Where can you always locate the eye?
– Exactly between H and J.

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