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Excel jokes in 2025

Why did the Excel file go on a diet? To reduce its macros.

Why did the Excel file go to jail? For cell abuse.

How many Excel users does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just hire a consultant to do it.

What do you call an Excel file that’s always crashing? An ex-File.

What do you call an Excel sheet that’s always on the move? Spread-wander.

Why did the Excel sheet go to the gym? To get fit and stay in shape.

Why did the Excel file go to the mechanic? It had some cell issues that needed fixing.

What do you call an Excel sheet that’s always lost? Spread-map.

What do you call an Excel workbook that’s really efficient? Spread-speed.

Why did the Excel file go to the party? To dance the night away and spreadsheet some love.

What do you call an Excel file that’s always cold? Spread-chill.

What do you call an Excel sheet that’s really into fashion? Spread-style.

Why did the Excel workbook go to the park? To play some cells.

Why did the Excel file go to the farmer’s market? To pick up some fresh produce for its spreadsheets.

What do you call an Excel file that’s a professional wrestler? Spread-sheets.

What do you call an Excel workbook that’s really organized? Spread-order.

Why did the Excel workbook go to the library? To study up on its formulas.

Why did the Excel workbook go to the movie theater? To see the latest blockbuster hit, “The Spreadsheet Killer”.

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