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Excel jokes in 2025

Why did the Excel file go on a diet? To reduce its macros.

Why did the Excel file go to jail? For cell abuse.

How many Excel users does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just hire a consultant to do it.

What do you call an Excel workbook that’s really disorganized? Spread-chaos.

What do you call a spreadsheet that’s always telling jokes? Spread-humor.

Why did the Excel sheet feel sad? It was feeling a little blue.

Why did the Excel worksheet go to the gym? To work on its formulas.

Why did the Excel sheet go to the yoga class? To work on its flexibility and balance its spreadsheets.

What do you call an Excel file that’s a magician? Spread-sleight.

What do you call a spreadsheet that’s always getting lost? Spread-maze.

Why did the Excel worksheet go to the therapist? It had too many cells to deal with.

Why did the Excel file go to the pet store? To buy some cell phones for its furry friends.

What do you call a spreadsheet that won’t stop talking? An ex-cell mate.

What do you call an Excel sheet that’s really into photography? Spread-shot.

Why did the Excel workbook go to the doctor? It had a formula for disaster.

Why did the Excel workbook go to the concert? To hear its favorite band, The Spreadsheet Boys.

What do you call an Excel file that’s always sleeping? Spread-nap.

What do you call an Excel sheet that’s always exercising? Spread-fit.

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