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Excel jokes in 2025

Why did the Excel file go on a diet? To reduce its macros.

Why did the Excel file go to jail? For cell abuse.

How many Excel users does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just hire a consultant to do it.

What do you call a spreadsheet that’s really into heavy metal? Spread-shred.

What do you call an Excel file that’s always on time? Spread-punctual.

Why did the Excel sheet go to the barbershop? To get its cells trimmed.

Why did the Excel worksheet go to the theater? To see the musical, “Spreadsheet! The Musical”.

What do you call a lazy Excel sheet? Spread-feet.

What do you call a spreadsheet that’s always working late? Spread-night.

Why did the Excel file cross the road? To get to the other spreadsheet.

Why did the Excel sheet go to the dance? To show off its pivot table moves.

What do you call a group of Excel files that are really good at singing? Spread-chorus.

What do you call an Excel file that’s always looking for love? Spread-heart.

Why did the Excel worksheet get in trouble at school? It didn’t follow the cell rules.

Why did the Excel workbook go to the spa? To relax its cells

What do you call a spreadsheet that’s always gossiping? Spread-tongue.

What do you call a group of Excel files that are really good at sports? Spread-athletes.

Why did the Excel file go to the museum? To see the spreadsheets of ancient civilizations.

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