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Excel jokes in 2025

How many Excel users does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just hire a consultant to do it.

Why did the Excel file go on a diet? To reduce its macros.

Why did the Excel file go to jail? For cell abuse.

Why did the Excel worksheet go to the doctor? It had a cell infection.

What do you call an Excel file that’s always busy? Spread-thin.

What do you call an Excel sheet that’s really into cooking? Spread-chef.

Why did the Excel worksheet go to the bar? To have a drink and let off some steam.

Why did the Excel worksheet go to the beach? To soak up some sun and work on its tan.

What do you call an Excel sheet that’s really good at math? Spread-genius.

What do you call an Excel file that’s always thirsty? Spread-drink.

Why did the Excel sheet go to the dentist? To get its cells cleaned.

Why did the Excel workbook go to the art gallery? To admire the beautiful spreadsheets on display.

What do you call a group of Excel files? A workbook club.

What do you call an Excel sheet that’s always happy? Spread-joy.

Why did the Excel file go to the beach? To catch some cell rays.

Why did the Excel sheet go to the coffee shop? To work on its macros and sip some java.

Why did the Excel file feel lonely? It had no sheets to sleep on.

What do you call an Excel file that’s always angry? Spread-fury.

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