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Engineering Jokes 👷 in 2025

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?
-Ask them to pronounce the word, ‟unionized”.

My wife is a civil engineer
-She is nice and polite

I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can’t get enough…
-The engineer said “ah yes…. it’s stuck in Depeche Mode”….

Why did the C++ programmer do so well at his new job as a packaging and design engineer?
-Because he was very good at orienting objects.
(Okay this is a really technical dad joke, but isn’t that what they’re supposed to be?)

Looking for a boyfriend in engineering
-the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

I used to skip the first episode of every series
-because I have no interest in aerospace engineering

I have a russian friend who’s a sound engineer.
-And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

The interesting the about engineering Toilet Paper.
-It’s an a-ply-ed science.

Engineering Professor (who has kids) got our entire lecture
-Prof: “What’s a hydraulic ram used for?” “Its where you get steel wool!” Lecture students: groans/laughs

Do locomotive engineers ever actually do their job?
-Or are they always just training?

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