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Engineering Jokes 👷 in 2025

What did the structural engineer say to the architect?
-Nice buttress.

Did you see the headline that Genetic Engineers are experimenting with odd combinations of animals in order to come up with new species? This article was talking about people trying to combine a bull with a possum.
-While the scientific community is responding with skepticism, I think it’s a possum-bull.

I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.
-It seems far fetched to me. I’ll believe it when pigs fly

I passed my degree in sound engineering.
-I got 1-2-1-2!

He’s going to college for mechanical engineering and MR degrees.
-Friend: What kind of orange is that? Me: A navel orange? Friend: So how is that different from an army orange? Me: …

I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer
-And a Czech one, too.

You know I hate engineer students sometimes.
-For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don’t hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler

What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked?
-That hertz.

You know I hate engineer students sometimes
-For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don’t hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.

A train engineer pled insanity for wrecking the train.
-That was his loco-motive.

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