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Engineering Jokes 👷 in 2025

Engineers like to Solve Problems but…
-If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own.

Shoot out all your engineer/
-engineering jokes, fellas!

Railroad engineers are great at their jobs.
-They have a lot of training

What’s the difference between an introverted and an extroverted engineer?
-An introverted engineer looks at his shoes when he’s talking to you, an extroverted engineer looks at your shoes when he’s talking to you.

Not mine
-X-Post from stoner engineering.

My dad just told me this one: Two WiFi engineer friends of mine just got married.
-The wedding was ok, but the reception was fantastic!

How Many Engineers Does It Take to Assemble a Futon?
-Three…and a psychologist!

Engineering teacher made me happy
-He was talking with some other students, and one of them said:
“I saw some deer driving around yesterday”
Teacher: “The deer were driving around? That’s amazing!”
Chuckles ensued.

I can’t believe they gave that engineer who wrecked the train in New York the electric chair. And he survived it!
-I guess he just wasn’t a very good conductor.

How do you tell the difference between an electrician and an electrical engineer?
-Ask them to pronounce the word, ‟unionized”.

My wife is a civil engineer
-She is nice and polite

I was having problems with the printer at work last week and I had to ring the engineer. I told him that I kept putting paper in to the printer but the display kept saying it just can’t get enough…
-The engineer said “ah yes…. it’s stuck in Depeche Mode”….

Why did the C++ programmer do so well at his new job as a packaging and design engineer?
-Because he was very good at orienting objects.
(Okay this is a really technical dad joke, but isn’t that what they’re supposed to be?)

Looking for a boyfriend in engineering
-the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

I used to skip the first episode of every series
-because I have no interest in aerospace engineering

I have a russian friend who’s a sound engineer.
-And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!

The interesting the about engineering Toilet Paper.
-It’s an a-ply-ed science.

Engineering Professor (who has kids) got our entire lecture
-Prof: “What’s a hydraulic ram used for?” “Its where you get steel wool!” Lecture students: groans/laughs

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