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Engineering Jokes 👷 in 2025

Did you see the headline that Genetic Engineers are experimenting with odd combinations of animals in order to come up with new species? This article was talking about people trying to combine a bull with a possum.
-While the scientific community is responding with skepticism, I think it’s a possum-bull.

I heard that scientist are trying to genetically engineer a pig to have wings.
-It seems far fetched to me. I’ll believe it when pigs fly

I passed my degree in sound engineering.
-I got 1-2-1-2!

He’s going to college for mechanical engineering and MR degrees.
-Friend: What kind of orange is that? Me: A navel orange? Friend: So how is that different from an army orange? Me: …

I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer
-And a Czech one, too.

You know I hate engineer students sometimes.
-For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don’t hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler

What did the electrical engineer say when he got shocked?
-That hertz.

You know I hate engineer students sometimes
-For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don’t hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.

A train engineer pled insanity for wrecking the train.
-That was his loco-motive.

Why did the engineering students leave class early?
-They were getting a little ANSI.

I didn’t know that
-this article was about sound engineering…

I know a Russian Sound Engineer
-And a Czech one too.

I have a polish friend who is a sound engineer
-and a Czech one too, Czech one too, Czech one too

Dad engineering for my baby.
-The wife can’t make me buy a couch anymore, we got a perfectly good one!!

A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
-She will chose the fourth prince: he’s the most hand-some.

I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer.
-I have a Czech one, too

What’s the Difference Between a Chemist and a Chemical Engineer?
-Oh, about $10 K a year.

How did the detective figure out who the engineer murdered?
-He found his locomotive.

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