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Engineering Jokes 👷 in 2025

My daughter invited her aerospace engineering boyfriend to dinner so we could meet him…
-You’re not very plane and Boeing as I thought you’d be.”

Why aren’t train engineers made of copper
-Because, the. They’d really be conductors.

Why did the engineering students leave class early?
-They were getting a little ANSI.

My Dad attempting to make an engineering joke…
-Dad via text: Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
Me: I think this might be the first time you’ve sent me a new joke in several months. Please bring back the old jokes…

A computer engineer came to my house. I said, “I can’t get aroused by programs and other operating information on my machine.”
-He said, “Software?”
I said, “In my pants.”

I have a russian friend who’s a sound engineer.
-And a Czech one too, and a Czech one too.

What to give your favorite electrical engineer for his birthday?
-He’d used all his cache.

What do you call a software engineer who was an English teacher?
-A pro-grammar
Was told by a friend’s father!

What’s the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
-Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.

The three laws of Dad Engineering…
-Always use the right tool for the job.
A hammer is the right tool for any job.
Anything can be used as a hammer.

TIL that academy award winning actor Bruce Dern was originally a train engineer.
– Dern tootin’!

What’s the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
-Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.

My wife works with mechanical engineers
-It’s like working with a well oiled machine

How do you know if an IT Storage Engineer is doing their job?
-Because the are making a beeping noise – beep! beep! beep! because they are are backing up.

So an electrical engineer built a house entirely out of resistors.
-The welcome mat said Ohm Sweet Ohm.

Looking for a boyfriend in engineering
-the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

What did the sound engineer say on his last day of work?
-Audios

If you’re an optimist, the glass Is half full. If you’re a pessimist, it’s half empty.
-If you’re an engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

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