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Engineering Jokes 👷 in 2025

What’s the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
-Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.

The three laws of Dad Engineering…
-Always use the right tool for the job.
A hammer is the right tool for any job.
Anything can be used as a hammer.

TIL that academy award winning actor Bruce Dern was originally a train engineer.
– Dern tootin’!

What’s the Difference Between Mechanical & Civil Engineers?
-Mechanical engineers build weapons, civil engineers build targets.

My wife works with mechanical engineers
-It’s like working with a well oiled machine

How do you know if an IT Storage Engineer is doing their job?
-Because the are making a beeping noise – beep! beep! beep! because they are are backing up.

So an electrical engineer built a house entirely out of resistors.
-The welcome mat said Ohm Sweet Ohm.

Looking for a boyfriend in engineering
-the odds are good, but the goods are odd.

What did the sound engineer say on his last day of work?
-Audios

If you’re an optimist, the glass Is half full. If you’re a pessimist, it’s half empty.
-If you’re an engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

What do you call a rude civil engineer?
-An uncivil engineer.

The engineer installed a motor too powerfull in the moving stairway
-It escalated very quickly.

I asked a train engineer how many times his train had derailed.
-I’m not sure, it’s hard to keep track.”

My mechanic tells me my engine keeps stalling because of excess friction.
-Now I know I’m getting some wear.

Why did the engineer create a robot fish?
-He wanted more e-fish in sea

For Electrical Engineers Only !
-What do they do with logic gates that behave erratically?
They call an XORcist.

Some local engineers took a train for a service
-but the vicar said it was blocking the aisle.

Any engineers here?
-My trans sister is one.

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