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Elf Jokes 🧝 in 2025

Where do you find elves?
– Usually right around where you left them.

What do elves say when meeting mutual friends?
– “Small world!”

What would you call an elf with lots of money?
– W-elfy!

Why do none of the elves names begin with ‘S’?
– Because that would be selfish.

– Elfis.

Why did the elf sleep in the fireplace?
– Because he wanted to sleep like a log.

Which elf is the best jazz singer?
– Elfa Fitzgerald.

What are elves’ favourite animals?
– Elf-e-phants!

How many elves does it take to change a light bulb?
– Ten: One to change it and nine to stand on one another’s shoulders.

What did Santa say to the elf who said he made the worst toys?
– Don’t be little yourself.

What do you call a Santa’s helper with a rags to riches story?
– Cinderelfa.

What do you call a badly behaved elf?
– A rebel without a Claus!

Where do elves go when they’re sick?
– To the elf center.

What was the elf allergic to?
– Sh-ELF-ish

Why did the elf do so poorly in school?
– He had a short attention span.

What is the elves’ least favorite Christmas song?
– “Noelf.”

Why did some of the elves spell Christmas as N-O-E?
– Because Father Christmas said No L!

How do elves greet each other?
– “Small world, isn’t it?”

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