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Elf Jokes 🧝 in 2025

What did the elf say to do on the computer so see Santa’s toy request list?
– First, YULE LOGon.

What did the elf get when he crossed a bell with a skunk?
– Jingle smells.

What type of music do elves like best?
– Wrap.

What goes inside elves’ pointy shoes?
– Their mistletoes.

How did the teacher tell the elves to line up before break time at school?
– In elf-abet-ical order!

Why did Santa’s help go to see the doctor?
– Because he had low elf-esteem.

Who lives at the North Pole, builds toys and rides in a pumpkin?
– Cinder-ELF-a.

What do elf fans of Parks and Recreation love to say?
– “Treat yo’ elf.”

What is an elf’s favorite lunch?
– Sandwich wraps.

Who lives in the North Pole, makes toys and rides in a pumpkin?
– Cinder-elf-a!

What kind of music do elves like best?
– “Wrap” music.

Why are elves such good house guests?
– They only stay for a short tme.

What do Santa’s helpers tell someone who annoys them?
– “Elf off.”

What do you call an elf who steals Christmas present wrapping from the wealthy and gives it to the poor?
– Ribbon Hood!

What’s the first thing elves are taught in school?
– The elf-abet.

What was the elf’s favorite book?
– Stuart Little.

Why do Santa’s helpers go to therapy?
– To help their elf esteem.

What’s another name for Santa’s helpers?
– Subordinate clauses.

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